Me and my buddy are attempting a comic book/manga/graphic novel.
If all goes well I might finally post something on here.
Random Monster EncounterToday, I went to look for my Paris Hilton book, in my room, but something was looking backRandom Monster Encounter by ~Unfoolery
Clever to no amount, it's whole body hung out, as it hid in a box of Easy Mac
It was big, gray and ugly and oddly a little snuggly, but that's not what really caught my eye
I looked past its karate and one random dead body, it was going for my last pie!
I soared across the sabres and low fat Nilla Wafers that were carefully strewn across my floor
Then snatched back my pie, flipped backwards thrice (no lie) and grabbed my bat with an iron core
"Prepare yourself," I challenged, as the beast became rabid. "I'll knock you way back to next year!"
The creature looked confuzzled and a tad bumfumbled, what I'd just said wasn't so clear,
But it was a trap and I cried "Oh crap!" as it shrieked a shriek that rocked my very being
Luckily, it missed my soul, so I performed a barrel roll and landed square atop the ceiling!
Yet, this creature was quick and with a painless head crick, sent another shriek my way